Crucial info and good cheer

How's the weather in there?

Way back in 2010, I took a job that I very quickly realized was not the right fit for me or anyone with a shred of self-consciousness (in a bid to win some slack from bosses, I asked my friend to help me bake cookies for the office, and my bosses wound up mocking me for it, even as they ate them). Anyway, I quit the job at around the same time a close f…