The Left Melts Down in NYC While the Right Turns On Itself in Texas

Partisan civil wars abound

Welcome to a premium Friday evening edition of Progressives Everywhere!

We’ll jump into the news in a moment, but first, a question: Does anyone want to go in with me on buying this diner in the East Village? It’s around the corner from my old apartment, and even if it isn’t exactly the best diner in the neighborhood, it’s a long-time staple and it’d be …